koopa-scooper:

there can only be one

2547446:

y’all ever take a pic and be like this ain’t even my skin color

(via povvs)

poopflow:

okay but the amount of planning that went into this vine……

fineapplepizza:

ashton is probably one of those people whose whisper is as loud as their speaking voice

(via irwindaisy)

blackumi:

What in fucks name is this flying water

assholuke:

those tumblr mutuals you rlly want to be friends with but are too cool for you

(via dptyjordanparrish)

godzillacat:

silohouettes:

This is actually disgusting. Forcing a child who doesn’t know any better to do something just because you believe in it. No child should be made to wear Crocs in public please stop this.

I was about to get angry

voodoodollhemmings:

dontforgettofeedlarry:

”shit did I just forgot to let out the dog?”

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”oh nvm I don’t have a dog”

”oh god I just farted”

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”never mind no one heard it”

”hey a hotdog bar”

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”oh nvm this my part”

”hey titties”

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”oh they’re fake”

”let’s pretend that I forgot something but in reality I’m just looking like a sexy motherfucker to the distance because I am that sexy motherfucker”

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”lolz I’m a life ruiner”

This is my new favorite thing

skimcheese:

caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaas:

madeagoestohell:

unexpected pregnancy is actually so weird like you can accidentally make a person 

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I JUST SPAT OUT MY WATER

(Source: emojigrl, via unpredictcble)

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